Juiceless Tomato

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Here's a shocking fact: they have engineered a tomato with no juice. Guess what? Just got to Snot n Slop any day of the week and you can get the same thing for pennies. This is akin to— but even more vexing than — bottling and selling water. Truly, though, the picture of the mealy, winteresque tomato must be seen to be believed:

Is the non-leak tomato a sandwich saviour?
Is Tesco's new supposed superfruit a really killer tomato or just a damp squib?
Susan Smillie
The Guardian
Word of Mouth Blog

Oh yes! And I forgot to mention: a fresh, juicy, plump tomato is now being designated as "soggy."


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